Sad Rooms
And you will get into the tub and I will sit here in this chair and you will bathe and I will watch you bathe. Oh yes. I will watch you bathe.

And you will get into the tub and I will sit here in this chair and you will bathe and I will watch you bathe. Oh yes. I will watch you bathe.

Posted 3 weeks ago
Girl, sit on my splintery sex swing naked.

Girl, sit on my splintery sex swing naked.

Posted 1 month ago
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Is your hand up my butt, or are you just happy to see me?

Is your hand up my butt, or are you just happy to see me?

Posted 2 months ago
You wake up here, groggy and missing a kidney.

You wake up here, groggy and missing a kidney.

Posted 3 months ago
This one comes with a mother-in-law.

This one comes with a mother-in-law.

Posted 3 months ago
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TVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVILOVETVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVeeeeeeeee

TVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVILOVETVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVeeeeeeeee

Posted 3 months ago
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Hotel California

Hotel California

Posted 6 months ago
“Goddammit, I’m getting into Heaven if it kills me!”

“Goddammit, I’m getting into Heaven if it kills me!”

Posted 6 months ago
“I was a very good first wife, wasn’t I? WASN’T I??”

“I was a very good first wife, wasn’t I? WASN’T I??”

Posted 6 months ago
“The pink thing? Appears to be some kind of a sex helmet, Captain.”

“The pink thing? Appears to be some kind of a sex helmet, Captain.”

Posted 6 months ago