Sad Rooms
And you will get into the tub and I will sit here in this chair and you will bathe and I will watch you bathe. Oh yes. I will watch you bathe.

And you will get into the tub and I will sit here in this chair and you will bathe and I will watch you bathe. Oh yes. I will watch you bathe.

Girl, sit on my splintery sex swing naked.

Girl, sit on my splintery sex swing naked.

Is your hand up my butt, or are you just happy to see me?

Is your hand up my butt, or are you just happy to see me?

You wake up here, groggy and missing a kidney.

You wake up here, groggy and missing a kidney.

This one comes with a mother-in-law.

This one comes with a mother-in-law.

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Hotel California

Hotel California

"Goddammit, I’m getting into Heaven if it kills me!"

"Goddammit, I’m getting into Heaven if it kills me!"

"I was a very good first wife, wasn’t I? WASN’T I??"

"I was a very good first wife, wasn’t I? WASN’T I??"

"The pink thing? Appears to be some kind of a sex helmet, Captain."

"The pink thing? Appears to be some kind of a sex helmet, Captain."